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O.K. TK'rs, Its been WAY too long.. Once again its time for another

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
WOULD YOU HIT IT


Now I don't even think a fag would turn this down

:kitty:
 
I'd hit her boobs with boxing gloves!
 
Yes
 
Only once, out of curiosity. Jesus, Starguard, are you even capable of finding women who don't come with dual frontal airbags, for fuck's sake? I mean yeah, tits are nice, and big tits are great, but... you know... TITS! NOT subcutaneous fucking bean-bag chairs. Okay?
 
I mean, look -- have a gander at this:

elizabeth-kelly_003.jpg


Now that's some prime hitit. And OMG! She won't break her goddamn back if you really get them things bouncing, either! w00t?
 
oooh.. the shoes.. the shoees..

lovely woman aswell..
 
starguard said:
WOULD YOU HIT IT

Now I don't even think a fag would turn this down

:kitty:
You'd be...wrong! :)

She is FUGLY & her breasts are way too large. Also, she isn't a man & therefore does NOT have a large penis, so...
 
The Question said:
I mean, look -- have a gander at this:

elizabeth-kelly_003.jpg


Now that's some prime hitit. And OMG! She won't break her goddamn back if you really get them things bouncing, either! w00t?

How bout THIS one eh :lol:


:kitty:
 
Or.. THIS


lol.gif
 
starguard said:
WOULD YOU HIT IT


Now I don't even think a fag would turn this down

:kitty:

Yes, I'd hit it Starguard. she has a tight little waist so that's the winner. But as TQ said... Are you repressing something?

I don't think you have a very mature take on what beauty is. You seem obsessed with vast fake tits. I don't find them attractive. I just find them ridiculous. Her face is pretty ugly as well but I wager you didn't pay attention to that.


Tits are not the gauge of hot hot a woman is. It just doesn't work that way.

But JUST for you Starguard.. Here you go, this once..


untitled2kd2.jpg
 
Hey.. that'll work too ;)

Meanwhile.. feast you eyes on THIS :lol:


:kitty:
 
Just... no.
 
*LOL*
laught.gif
 
starguard said:
How bout THIS one eh :lol:


:kitty:

This one looks like it's been photoshopped.
 
either that, or she's a mutant!


p.s. I thought he was making a joke about the CN Tower in Toronto...ya know, ...where the arrow was pointing?....17 terrorists with three tons of bomb-making potential running around there 'n stuff....but I guess that's just me. ;)
 
Surely photochopped. but still fun all the same ;)
 
Now I like the big breasts, but I like the real big breasts. Not the airbags. But that one pic with the wife beater is priceless.
 
I don't know why women would want to walk around with melons on their chest.

At least mine (my own, not the av's) are real.
 
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