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Elder Statesman
Gotta love those Germans.

Sure they terrorized Europe for centuries. Sure they get a bit fanatical about an ideology here and there. That and they produced Richard Wagner (but I'll let that slide as they also produced Eva Habermann). However, I like their cars, and the trains reportedly run more or less on time.

But Mostly, I appreciate any people that devote 17-18 days to drinking beer, wearing leather shorts, and cleavage.

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Somehow Santa Cruz's "International Beer Day" (Aug 5) just doesn't have the same impact. :(

And yes, I find this philosophical.
 
Gotta love those Germans.

Sure they terrorized Europe for centuries.
We prefer the term 'dominate', actually :whistle:

Sure they get a bit fanatical about an ideology here and there.
only as long as we get anything out of it. Domination, for example.

That and they produced Richard Wagner (but I'll let that slide as they also produced Eva Habermann).
Hey, I'm totally with you on that.

And the trains reportedly run more or less on time.
That rumor is painfully wrong.

But Mostly, I appreciate any people that devote 17-18 days to drinking beer, wearing leather shorts, and cleavage.
lol, does the term 'Spring Break' ring a bell?? OK, so there are not that many leather shorts, but hey, there aren't that many t-shirts, either!

And yes, I find this philosophical.
Well, six million visitors per year seem to agree with you, dear ;)
 
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt -

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt.

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang.

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang.

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach laßt uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand.

Blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland.

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Und im Unglück nun erst recht.
Nur im Unglück kann die Liebe
Zeigen, ob sie stark und echt.
Und so soll es weiterklingen
Von Geschlechte zu Geschlecht:

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Und im Unglück nun erst recht.

Heinrich Hoffmann von Fallersleben 1841
 
^trust ze Germans to find any and all ways to make our beer stronger without violating our purity law....
 
What can I say - the merits of a nice cleavage. If Adolf had only known....

I think I'd enjoy violating your purity...
mmh, as nice as that sounds.... honey, you're kinda late!
 
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