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Obama reads Bush's Letter
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Zombie Hunter
I do not generally click YouTube links. Mostly because when I was in Hawaii the "high speed" Internet sucked and clicking one would kill my computer. But it reminds me of a joke:
Guy takes over a new job. His predecessor says "It's a piece of cake. Just do your best at it and you'll be fine. But if you get into trouble, there are two envelopes in the bottom drawer. If you get into trouble, open one.
So things are going OK. But one day the shit hits the fan and the guy is called on the carpet. He goes to the drawer in his desk and opens the envelope labeled #1. Inside it is a note that says "Blame it on the guy before you." So he does. And it is all fine.
Well a few months later he gets into hot water again, so he goes to the drawer again. He opens envelope #2. In it is a note that says "Prepare two envelopes..."
:rimshot:
Guy takes over a new job. His predecessor says "It's a piece of cake. Just do your best at it and you'll be fine. But if you get into trouble, there are two envelopes in the bottom drawer. If you get into trouble, open one.
So things are going OK. But one day the shit hits the fan and the guy is called on the carpet. He goes to the drawer in his desk and opens the envelope labeled #1. Inside it is a note that says "Blame it on the guy before you." So he does. And it is all fine.
Well a few months later he gets into hot water again, so he goes to the drawer again. He opens envelope #2. In it is a note that says "Prepare two envelopes..."
:rimshot:
chucklemeister
Loveable fuzzball!
Must be SNL, it sounds like their lame attempt at humor.
Sarek
Vuhlkansu Wihs
Must be SNL, it sounds like their lame attempt at humor.
Yeah.
The letter was to coherent for Bush.
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Good impersonator.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I thought it was real. 
(Not really.)
(Not really.)