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Obama's Limousine...

Volpone

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Is a custom-built, tricked-out Caddy. Of course GM has managed to make it even uglier than anything Chrysler has brought to market lately, but I digress. I just wanted to say I'm personally disappointed that he won't be riding a unicorn. I mean biotechnology should be to the point where they can grow a horn and graft it onto a horse. At the very least they should be able to make one out of resin and put it on like a dental implant.
 
Okay first off, I kinda outgrew limos around the same time I outgrew prom.


Even then I went for the plain-jane (aka classy) black Lincoln. If a President has to have a limo (I guess sometimes he needs one) why not just go with that?
 
I figured Obama would kinda just levitate through the air and speed around through the skies like Superman. A unicorn wouldve been a suitable second choice though.
 
Are you going to be making variations on that same joke for the next four years?

At least recycle some Bush-era chimp gags, christ.
 
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