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(Tatooine. A man in a familiar cloak steps into frame, his back to the camera. He is watching someone in the distance. We see that it is a boy around eight driving a pod-racer/speeder hybrid. He is very good for his age. His aunt and uncle are also watching, far away from the man in the cloak. The boy stops and takes his helmet off and smiles at them. He is clearly a young Luke Skywalker. We see the man watching's face for the first time. It is Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi. He looks proud of the boy, but also sad. The boy seems to sense that Obi-Wan is looking at him and looks over to where he was standing, but Obi-Wan has already disappeared into the desert.)
Obi-Wan(voiceover): This is where I belong now. Where I must stay.
(We see a woman (played by Rose Leslie) in a one person spaceship flying over Tatooine. Anoter ship shoots her out of the sky. She crawls through the Dune Sea before Obi-Wan helps her up. Close up on his face back in his hovel.)
Obi-Wan: I cannot help you further.
Woman: Then the Robot King has already won...
(Cut to a shot of the ROBOT KING riding his giant ROBOT TANK over the countryside on the woman's home planet. His robot tank EATS terrified cute little aliens as they try to run away.)
(Obi-Wan walks into a room and takes his old lightsaber out. He stares at it.)
Qui-Gonn(voiceover): You must do what you feel is right, of course.
(The music PICKS UP as we see exciting quick cuts of the woman shooting some robots, Obi-Wan sliding down a vine on a JUNGLE PLANET, Obi-Wan and the woman staring at each other on a spaceship, R2 and 3PO(!) being chased by someone through the jungle planet, Obi-Wan and the Woman strolling through a street being cheered by small aliens of the same species we saw being eaten by the Robot King.)
Woman: They said all the Jedi were dead...
Obi-Wan: Not quite.
(Some ALIEN BULLIES are picking on a nerd looking alien with space glasses in a bar. The woman looks angry at them and starts to step towards them, but Obi-Wan stops her. The alien bullies laugh and punch the alien nerd. Obi-Wan steps forward and ignites his lightsaber. The aliens gasp.)
OBI-WAN VERSUS THE ROBOT KING: A STAR WARS TALE
(Obi-Wan and the woman are flying on a giant alien bird above a city. The woman is shooting flying robots with her blaster, but suddenly the bird is shot and she falls off. She lands on top of a building and shoots two more robots, but others appear behind her. They fire at her, but Obi-Wan jumps down between them and deflects the blast back into the robots with his lightsaber.)
Obi-Wan: Hello there!
COMING CHRISTMAS 2018
Obi-Wan(voiceover): This is where I belong now. Where I must stay.
(We see a woman (played by Rose Leslie) in a one person spaceship flying over Tatooine. Anoter ship shoots her out of the sky. She crawls through the Dune Sea before Obi-Wan helps her up. Close up on his face back in his hovel.)
Obi-Wan: I cannot help you further.
Woman: Then the Robot King has already won...
(Cut to a shot of the ROBOT KING riding his giant ROBOT TANK over the countryside on the woman's home planet. His robot tank EATS terrified cute little aliens as they try to run away.)
(Obi-Wan walks into a room and takes his old lightsaber out. He stares at it.)
Qui-Gonn(voiceover): You must do what you feel is right, of course.
(The music PICKS UP as we see exciting quick cuts of the woman shooting some robots, Obi-Wan sliding down a vine on a JUNGLE PLANET, Obi-Wan and the woman staring at each other on a spaceship, R2 and 3PO(!) being chased by someone through the jungle planet, Obi-Wan and the Woman strolling through a street being cheered by small aliens of the same species we saw being eaten by the Robot King.)
Woman: They said all the Jedi were dead...
Obi-Wan: Not quite.
(Some ALIEN BULLIES are picking on a nerd looking alien with space glasses in a bar. The woman looks angry at them and starts to step towards them, but Obi-Wan stops her. The alien bullies laugh and punch the alien nerd. Obi-Wan steps forward and ignites his lightsaber. The aliens gasp.)
OBI-WAN VERSUS THE ROBOT KING: A STAR WARS TALE
(Obi-Wan and the woman are flying on a giant alien bird above a city. The woman is shooting flying robots with her blaster, but suddenly the bird is shot and she falls off. She lands on top of a building and shoots two more robots, but others appear behind her. They fire at her, but Obi-Wan jumps down between them and deflects the blast back into the robots with his lightsaber.)
Obi-Wan: Hello there!
COMING CHRISTMAS 2018
