Obligatory Blazer Sex Thread

[BlazerBoy]

I have't been in the mood for sex in 3 days now, and tonight ain't looking particularly good either. Not quite sure whats wrong with me.....

 

[Dr Dave]

stressed out?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Everyone needs a break from their favorite pasttimes once in a while, otherwise it can become stale and routine.

Try some good old fashioned spanking.

 

[BlazerBoy]

It might be stress. I have a pretty important doctor visit on Wednesday and I'm a bit anxious to find out whats going to happen.

 

[Lord Waffles]

Good luck.

 

[The Dork Lord]

*knocks on wood*

 

[Dr Dave]

Hope things go well with the doctor.

 

[BlazerBoy]

But I don't need a doctor to tell me my cock is perfect working order.

 

[Dr Dave]

Depends on what kinda doctor your seeing anyway.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

If he's a hot doctor, he might say, "OK, now turn your head and...

...


*slurping sounds*

 

[The Dork Lord]

!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I am distressed at this turn!

Good luck with the SERIOUS THINGS.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm trying to think of a joke that implies you think with your cock and therefore everything is working fine, but.. hmm.