Ode to Crackers

[Hambil]

A work in progress...


Ode to Crackers
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Crackers are people just like Niggers
All we want is white bread and some snickers
and to beat down people that ain't like us
and to ride on a slightly better bus
with other Crackers
Cause Niggers smell like poo

 

[Hambil]

Part II

Crackers are people just like Spics
All we want is cheese upon our Ritz
and to see your sister in our porn
while you mow our neighbors lawn
because we're Crackers
and you wanna be one too

 

[Hambil]

Part III

Crackers are people just like Chinks
All we want is mixers in our drinks
and laundry done by Mr. Lee
and toys made by a child or three
in your factories
And our dicks are bigger too

 

[CaptainWacky]

Ode to Order.

 

[Gagh]

Ode to Odo the MAGICAL MAN WHO MAKES THE MINE FIELD WORK

 

[whisky]

What if Odo became crackers, then Quark ate him, and then Odo turned back into a humanoid in Quarks stomach, and burst through his stomach, and said, "Whos the daddy now bitch!"

 

[Gagh]

I wonder if he ever morphed into Kira all that time he had the panting hots for her. Would have been cheaper, in the long run.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SERIOULSY MAD PROPS TO HAMBIL FOR LAYING THESE VERSES ON US

 

[Fagh]

OH. I thought this was an ode to Wackers!

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU WERE WRONG

 

[Fagh]

Wacky!

 

[CaptainWacky]

hi under there

 

[Fagh]

LOL! Under where?

 

[Fagh]

boxxerz Roxxzerz!

 

[CaptainWacky]

under the mask

 

[Fagh]

Damn! I knew I couldn't fool you wacky! you are so smart!

 

[Gagh]

FAGH IS MY SPECIAL FRIEND.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HOPE YA HAVE FUN In THE SEX BUSINESS TOEGETH YO?U FAGSssssss1!?

 

[Gagh]

WE HUMP ALL NIGHT AND WE HUMP ALL DAY WITH TREES.