Official communique to all members of the DLA

[Number Six]

With the unscheduled departure of both President VKD, and of Vice President and commander of the DLA armed forces MessengerX, I, Number Six, am hereby taking command of the military.

Jack has, with juvenile glee, begun to spam the forum of the iconic dual god, Grandtheftcow. Worse, he is even conducting a stealthy negging campaign against him!!!

In response to this, I am ordering a partial mobilization of our forces. Talks are still taking place, however, this diplomat would prefer to err on the side of caution.

We also have it on good notice that jack has begun to bolster his own rebel dual army with new recruits.

Let history be a guide - force shall be met with force.


FTC

 

[jack]

Remember to squeeze the base on the upstroke, Luke :bigass:

 

[Number Six]

There will be dire consequences if you persist. For you, us, and countless innocents. Let us not go to war.

 

[jack]

A little hand cream goes a long way.

 

[Number Six]

The crisis has been resolved.

I am glad

 

[Dual]

 

[Number Six]

FULL MOBILIZATION

GAGH AND JACK HAVE JOINED FORCES TO BRING GRANDTHEFTCOW INTO THE RED WHILE JACK FLOODS HIS PASTURES

FULL MOBILIZATION

WAR HAS BEEN DECLARED

MAY G-C HELP US ALL

 

[Gagh]

 

[Number Six]

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[Number Six]

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[Number Six]

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[Number Six]

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[Gagh]

Let me bump it for you. I'm finished now.

 

[Number Six]

I hereby relinquish control of the military.

 

[jack]

SUCK IT SIX

 

[Gagh]

I hereby relinquish control of the military.

PHEW, THAT'S A RELIEF. I THOUGHT I WAS IN TROUBLE THERE.

 

[MessengerX]

No, you still are. It's just back under my command.

 

[jack]

UH OH GAGH YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW