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Oh and Fuck you too, FBI.

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Dark Pickle

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You little bottom feeding parasite.

Yeah, I live with my mommy even tho I'm in my thirties, because that magical thing called AGING happened and she can't hear, see, or remember practicially anything, and has constant back pain.

So I stay here to keep an eye on her to make up for the time when I was traveling the country and actually having a life.

Don't you feel proud of yourself now, for being a mighty troll and forcing me to admit my deep dark sekritz?

Can't you just taste my shame?
 
Dark Pickle said:
You little bottom feeding parasite.

Yeah, I live with my mommy even tho I'm in my thirties, because that magical thing called AGING happened and she can't hear, see, or remember practicially anything, and has constant back pain.

So I stay here to keep an eye on her to make up for the time when I was traveling the country and actually having a life.

Don't you feel proud of yourself now, for being a mighty troll and forcing me to admit my deep dark sekritz?

Can't you just taste my shame?
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Thats nothing to be ashamed of. I lived with my mommy until I was 33., for less noble reasons. I was a lazy, unambitious asshole.( still am somewhat)
 
And it is okay; my mom made me promise to let her move in when she gets too old to take care of herself.
 
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And it is okay; my mom made me promise to let her move in when she gets too old to take care of herself.
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I would never do such a thing. When she tried turning my room into her scrab booking office (okay, so it'd been over 10 years since I lived there, doesn't matter!) or saying that Santa Claus doesn't still bring parents to married people, I used the threat of being the one to pick out her home and/or cutting off from grandkids.

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She won't be taking a ride on the world's largest wooden rollercoaster, then?
 
I honestly wasn't trying to troll you, Pickle. I know this place has "troll" in the name, but not everyone here is constantly scheming to piss people off or whatever you were going for by pretending one of your duals wasn't you.

I'm sorry that your mother's sick. If I never mention her again, will you step back and stop constantly browbeating Loktar all over TK? You can always remind him over and over again that he's a virgin in private over MSN or something.
 
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I honestly wasn't trying to troll you, Pickle. I know this place has "troll" in the name, but not everyone here is constantly scheming to piss people off or whatever you were going for by pretending one of your duals wasn't you.

I'm sorry that your mother's sick. If I never mention her again, will you step back and stop constantly browbeating Loktar all over TK? You can always remind him over and over again that he's a virgin in private over MSN or something.
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Thanks for the support, but I can fight my own battles. I have only myself really to blame. I leaked the personal info about me being a virgin on Lonaf and TK back when I was alot more naive and though sharing info would help me make friends easier, never realizing it could also be used to make fun of me.
 
I don't see how defending you means you can't defend yourself.

It's not your fault that Pickle's making fun of you for being a virgin - it's Pickle's because he's a fucking dickwad.
 
Loktar knows I'm playing.

I tease him about certain things, and he teases me.

Niether of us means any harm.

That's what none of you seem to get.

I actually consider Loktar to be one of my best friends here.

It's sweet of you all to rise to his defense, however.
 
Almost all the drama down here is fake, and always has been.

Except maybe SuN and Falconarg.

Frankly, I'm a little suprised people keep buying it ;)
 
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