OH LOOK - SOMEBODY ENGLISH HAS DIED

[Gagh]

QUICK BBC - MAKE ANOTHER BORING FUCKING TRIBUTE SHOW WITH ENDLESS SOUNDBITES FROM PHIL FUCKING COLLINS WHO NEVER MET THE PERSON THE SHOW IS ABOUT :gagh:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who was it this time? PHL COLLINS' BROTHER?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

HENRY VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?? RICHARD LVIIIIII??? CHARLES MCXXXIV?????

Can't you guys just come up with fresh names for your inbred monarchs?

 

[Gagh]

Sure, how about 'King Ralph'? :roll:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Phil Collins would still fete him...he's a tribute whore.

 

[Gagh]

They're all a bunch of bleary-eyed luvvies at heart. They spend so often telling each other that they're great, idiots start to believe them!

 

[johnford]

Damn I was hoping Phil Collins was the one that died...damn him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

...seriously, who died?

 

[whisky]

David Tennent.

 

[Gagh]

...seriously, who died?

Ronnie F'n Barker - they're still stuffing showns on about him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh. Ronnie Corbett should kill himself as a distraction.

 

[Gagh]

He should be stunnered repeatedly to death, then F-5, chokeslammed, Rock Bottomed, & Powerbombed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BY CHAKOTAY.

 

[Gagh]

Or KES

 

[CaptainWacky]

OR CRAIG DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVID.

 

[whisky]

Can I get a bo selecta?

 

[CaptainWacky]

IS HIS BIRD NAMED AFTER VOYAGER'S KES?