oh... my... fucking... GOD

[The Question]

I am going to vomit. Holy shit, I actually just DID go vomit.

There is a fat whore sitting behind me. No, I'm not being figurative. It isn't a figure of speech, at all. There is a woman sitting behind me, she is on the phone with a guy talking about how soon she can be in Mesa, talking about how she has a driver and she just spewed out (in a low, fast-talking voice) amounts of money and how much time he can get for them. And she is uglier than a New York sewer rat and has to weigh in the neighborhood of 300lbs.

There is a FAT. WHORE. sitting behind me.

:wah!:

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Maybe you should't have brought her home.

 

[Henoch]

FAT WHORES can be very annoying.

 

[Sarek]

As are you. Now shut the fuck up Henoch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Give her FORCED LIPOSUCTION

 

[Dr Dave]

Did you try to pop her?

 

[The Question]

With what, a pitchfork?!

 

[Cassie]

WITH YOUR PITCHFORK MAYBE?!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

WITH WACKY'S AXE?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

It would be funny if he were really talking about a big zit on his face.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yep! (WOULD IT!?)

 

[Gagh]

What about a big JABBA on his face?