Oh My God>. What have you all done with Lakergirl?

[starguard]

Oh My God... What have you all done with Lakergirl?

Has she been Kidnapped?

Has she been Deported?

Has she been abducted by aliens from other worlds?


DO YOU ALL REALIZE THAT SHE HAS NOT POSTED ONE SINGLE THING ON THIS ENTIRE PAGE :shock:


You all form a search party while I mobilize the National Guard

OUR PRIZED LAKERGIRL MUST BE FOUND!!!!!!

 

[Gagh]

Fuck off, you bumbling idiot.

 

[starguard]

YOU HAVE HER LOCKED IN THE CLOSET DON'T YOU

 

[Gagh]

Fuck off, you bumbling idiot.

!

 

[LittleBoyLost]

She's doing the webcam masturbation thing now.

 

[Lilith]

She's a Fucker

 

[LittleBoyLost]

The last clip posted at her Yahoo group was called "going bananas". It was a good one too.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Yahoo group? Um, no.

I've been busy. This whole work thing is really cutting into my private time would anyone like to support me so I don't have to support myself?

I've been busy on the weekends as well but I can't help it, I'm just a popular girl IRL too. Whaddyagonnado?

 

[LittleBoyLost]

I'll give you money to watch you masturbate on webcam Laker_Girl..

 

[Mandi]

I'll give you money to ram a lawn dart up your ass and sing the theme to The Lion King while masturbating on Santa's tummy tum!:lisandra:

Edit....not for Laker_Girl

 

[LittleBoyLost]

I don't make time for gay men, Mandi. Or is it Gagh or maybe Shatna. I have time for Laker_Girl though.

 

[Mandi]

um, i'm not a guy. And i'll give you 50 bucks if you'll do it

 

[LittleBoyLost]

I'll do it if you do it..

 

[Mandi]

I've already done it three times today....I broke the lawn dart

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Can I watch you do it next time?

 

[Mandi]

I have to go get a new set of lawn darts.....I've broken them all....then one time I got santa in the eye....he wasn't happy. I didn't get any presents.

 

[LittleBoyLost]

Since it's just me you dont have to do with with lawn darts or anything weird like that. Your fingers will be fine.

 

[Chatty]

Desperate, isn't he?

 

[Mandi]

Yes yes he is.

 

[Chatty]

I can think of better things to do with my time, really.