Oh my goodness my turd it...it...can talk!

[johnford]

It talked to me last night as I was contemplating thoughts as usual on the can.
It whispered---free me,free me from this wretched dark place,release me into the stool!

 

[Ishcabittle]

No it didn't, you card!

*punches johnford*

 

[johnford]

Maybe I was hallucinating again....damn mental illness.

 

[DizzlePro17]

poor dude

 

[Ishcabittle]

I thought you said you were only half-crazy. Get on it, mother-fucker!!! Glass half full my ass!

 

[johnford]

half full half empty whats the difference? Either way you're off the rocker.

 

[johnford]

Hoot! Whoohoo-oot-Hoot!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Well as long as yer happy!

 

[johnford]

I am thank you now back to my ramblings.