Oh, my MF men...it could have been you

[Tisiphone]

Deborah Ann Woll met her legally blind boyfriend through an ad on Match.com.

 

[Dr Dave]

It could have been you as well.

 

[Cassie]

She's kinda wasted on a blind dude, IMO!

 

[Tisiphone]

Well legally blind, so that means he still might be able to see her up close...LIKE WHEN HE'S FUCKING HER

 

[The Tomtrek]

SHE'S NICE.

 

[Seph]

shes dead to me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She cares about what's inside. LIKE ME.

 

[Hambil]

It won't last. She's too hot. I'm not saying that's bad or wrong, just life. I think it is almost impossible for someone that hot and famous to stick with one person. Yeah yeah Bon Jovi has done it, but name one other?

 

[Gagh]

Are you only blind if you're legally blind, and what if you're blind, but illegally.

 

[Dr Dave]

Then you run the risk of being deported.

 

[Consumer]

Yeah...to BLIND-LAND!

 

[Tisiphone]

Is that ruled by a Cyclops?

 

[Consumer]

Kinda...

"In the Land of the Blind, the One-eyed man is King!"

 

[Robert "Monkey" Loggia]

It won't last. She's too hot. I'm not saying that's bad or wrong, just life. I think it is almost impossible for someone that hot and famous to stick with one person. Yeah yeah Bon Jovi has done it, but name one other?

Angela Lansbury