OH MY STARS PEOPLE. I'VE JUST BEEN FACED WITH A TERRIBLE CRISIS!

[starguard]

People...I have to find a PS3 (QUICK)!

My main squeeze has just demanded that she will no longer let me have my way with her until I find her a PS3 and the stores are all sold out. These are some of the rules she just laid down:

She say no more:

whips
chains
ropes
hot pokers
hot wax
hangmans nooses
handcuff
tie wraps
motor oil
ski mask
flaming swords
false teeth...

nothing

when having sex she wont even let me hire midgets or use stray animals anymore :huh:


She wont do ANYTHING with me until I find a PS3 for her.



Oh I am in so much Trouble!!

 

[Gagh]

Is it Luna Vachon?

 

[jack]

What's a "main squeeze"?

Is that a new base squeezing technique?

 

[Conchaga]

stfu starguard

 

[Gagh]

DID YOU KNOW, STARGUARD, WHEN THE ADMINS CLEANED UP THE FORUMS THEY MOVED EVERY SINGLE THREAD OF YOURS (OVER 500) FROM THIS FORUM TO THE BADLANDS, BECAUSE THEY WERE SO SHIT & WORTHLESS?