Oi! Gagh! A post for you!

[Big Dick McGee]

IT'S COMING BACK TO THE UNITED STATES WHERE IT BELONGS!!!!*

















*If Tiger can pick up the entire team and carry them on his back, that is. Oh, and Furyk should do well, too. Dunno about Lefty, he's in a slump. Lastly: FUCK YOU SERGIO GARCIA!

 

[Gagh]

Fuck the States.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Start with West Virginia, in the mountains. They're slow and will probably submit more easily.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Fuck the States.

Is the Ryder Cup a big deal over there? It's a big deal with golf fans (I look forward to it much more than The Masters or any other Major), but if you're not a golf fan, you probably couldn't care less. I get the impression it's more of a big deal over there. True?

 

[Gagh]

It's as big as it it gets for golf fans, yes, but it's not as important as football.

I wouldn't call myself a huge golf fan, but I sometimes watch a bit over the year. I tried to play in May - fucking awful!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^I'm getting pretty good right now. I haven't shot a hundred in 15 or more rounds, and I even broke 90 for the first time. I'm confident I could shoot in the low 80's if I could stop hittin my driver like a 12-YEAR-OLD GIRL! Sheesh, I hit my driver 210, which is good if you're like 5' 135 pounds!