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OK What have we learned about Blondie tonight?

Blondie

The Peroxide Jihad
Pop quiz.
 
Black belt fisting firecrotch fury.
 
Proficient at starting threads?

Black belt, has a study/den, 6 years in the navy?
 
Mmmhmm. What else?
 
I should have taken notes.

Does not get along with animals?
 
You don't care for derbies. Kills the mood...
 
Neil said:
You don't care for derbies. Kills the mood...

Well, it's not the derby. It's the fact you look like a child molester while wearing it. Nothing personal.
 
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I believe the children are our future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way.
 
Can someone pass me the cheat sheet for this test?

Actually, with that bowler hat you look just like Butch Cassidy.
 
I'm going to be making salad dressing and driving race cars next.
 
King of the food bar! Now you can afford to retire gracefully.
 
You come with a vibrating torso as an upgrade?
 
Your den door is open
 
Neil said:
I believe the children are our future. Teach them well, and let them lead the way.

I believe the children are our future, too, but letting them lead the way is a surefire method for ending up lost in a mall.
 
jack said:
You come with a vibrating torso as an upgrade?

If the gentleman is upgraded with a vibrating torso, it's entirely possible that she does.
 
The play on words wasn't come :bigass:
 
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