Old fashioned juicers thread

['Gear]

 

['Gear]

 

['Gear]

 

['Gear]

SHIVA DICKS!? Bite your tongue.

They're chick juicers. And WTF anyway?

 

['Gear]

I like this one because it has back support and clitoral stimulation.

 

[Mirah]

No seriously
WHAT IS THIS

 

[FBI parte due]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shivalinga

 

[Loktar]

You can put your weed in there.

[YOUTUBE]muA5EBmpDhA[/YOUTUBE]

 

['Gear]

No seriously
WHAT IS THIS

Exactly what I was wondering. Someone else, maybe Cassie (sorry if it wasn't), posted one. I happened to be looking at my orange juicer thing sitting on the counter, remembered the pic and thought "Wait a minute, WTF?"

 

[Mirah]

But how did you find those pictures I ask?! I tried and looked but did not find. But then, now I just clicked on that wiki link on Lingam and now I'm like, "woa" ok. Yeah. Oh I see. Uh huh. Yes. Very educational indeed.

 

['Gear]

I don't buy the party line. I mean I never do, but this time I really don't.

 

[Mirah]

There is something about the modern period in there. Splendid!

 

['Gear]

Maybe they really were just juicers.

 

[FBI parte due]

There ain't no party like a Shiva party 'cause a Shiva party don't stop 'til all things knowable have been utterly destroyed.

 

[Mirah]

@ Gear: Well yeah maybe, there is that too.

FBI Snuck in there!

 

[Mirah]

You sneaky juicer!

 

['Gear]

One time I saw a monk who I knew wasn't enlightened because he was dressed as a monk.

 

[Mirah]

May I touch your lingam? Or your wand of light?

A sensual read, and then a debate about the use of the word "lingam" in a sexual form.

http://tantraecstasy.blogspot.com/2007/11/how-to-give-tantric-lingam-massage.html


And then I wonder, "Where is my non-lingam massage?!" I will keep reading.

 

[Mirah]

Ah Ha! There is a breast one and a tantric clitoral stimulation blog as well.

http://tantraecstasy.blogspot.com/2009/05/how-to-give-tantric-breast-massage.html

I love orgasming from my breasts! Its great!

 

['Gear]

This thread is now officially completely out of control.