CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
An old woman was today confused by what she called "new-fangled technology."
"WELL!" she shouted, "I didn't know what to do! I didn't know if it was a DVD player, a CD player, an old-timey gramophone or an IPOD! So I could up the repar man and he said to me he said "Ma'am, this is a toaster." And he put some bread in it he did and it came out all toasty like! Well, I thanked him with ten shiney gold coins, I did! Nice boy. A ######, but very well spoken! Course back in MY day niggers never knew how to fix NUTHINK! All they could do was juggle with coconuts! Things is different today, they is! I'd even set him up with me grandaughter if she wasn't a dirty dyke! 'ERE!"
At this point the old woman ripped her rubber face off revealing the face of MICHAEL RICHARDS below!
"Yeah that's like you sons of bitches it's me, KKKramer, and I'm out out for some FUCKING revenge on the niggers! Think you can heckle me at my job? Well I'll heckle your entire race and ain't nobody gonna stop me! Iron Sheik? You kneeless old bastard, you want a fight I'll take you on but not in one of your FAKE wrestling matches you big faker I'll take you on in a New York street fight if you have the BALLS, pops! And if anyone else has a problem with KKKrame well that's just your too bad, sucka!"
Michael Richards was euthanised 8 minutes later by an elephant. His funeral was attended by Wayne Knighty as Newman and George Clooney disguised as a jawa for some reason. His body was never recovered.
"WELL!" she shouted, "I didn't know what to do! I didn't know if it was a DVD player, a CD player, an old-timey gramophone or an IPOD! So I could up the repar man and he said to me he said "Ma'am, this is a toaster." And he put some bread in it he did and it came out all toasty like! Well, I thanked him with ten shiney gold coins, I did! Nice boy. A ######, but very well spoken! Course back in MY day niggers never knew how to fix NUTHINK! All they could do was juggle with coconuts! Things is different today, they is! I'd even set him up with me grandaughter if she wasn't a dirty dyke! 'ERE!"
At this point the old woman ripped her rubber face off revealing the face of MICHAEL RICHARDS below!
"Yeah that's like you sons of bitches it's me, KKKramer, and I'm out out for some FUCKING revenge on the niggers! Think you can heckle me at my job? Well I'll heckle your entire race and ain't nobody gonna stop me! Iron Sheik? You kneeless old bastard, you want a fight I'll take you on but not in one of your FAKE wrestling matches you big faker I'll take you on in a New York street fight if you have the BALLS, pops! And if anyone else has a problem with KKKrame well that's just your too bad, sucka!"
Michael Richards was euthanised 8 minutes later by an elephant. His funeral was attended by Wayne Knighty as Newman and George Clooney disguised as a jawa for some reason. His body was never recovered.
