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OLEG LUZHNY STOLE SOME FISH PASTE!
- Thread starter Gagh
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FBI parte due
Folces Weard
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Bulloch then asked the cops if they want to pay fifty quid each for a photo with "Boba Fett". When they asked if he did the stunts or even provided Boba Fett's voice, he replied "no, but just give me money anyway!"
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
"TELL US ABOUT GETTING THE FETT JOB, JEREMY!!!"
"I'll never forget it. It was a cold & wintery day. Lucas had just stepped out of the shower, his chiselled, American physique wrapped in a taut towel. He slumped to his throne, which had been pulled out by two underlings (dressed as Stormtrooper). He looked me over, and stroked a contract on the table, saying "You want thiiiiiiiis", I replied that I would dearly like it. He then subjected me to the hardest test all actors in costume face - does the costume & shoes fit.
Happily, for me, the costume & shoes were a perfect fit. This is because my body was the right size for them. This was clearly down to my acting ability, and not coincidence as some of those mean Internet people have suggested.
George said as much, because when he saw me in the suit, and observed it fitted perfectly, he didn't even ask me to read any lines - he knew straight away how good I was. You can always tell when George is impressed - there is a complete lack of emotion or expression on his face, and he says everything in the same dull, monotone pitch.
Only when this happens do you know he has found a great actor, whom his vast Sith-like directing abilities can mould. NOT some lucky schmuck pulled in from an agency & paid basic to wear a suit that just happened to fit, OK? I'll take cheque, cash or AMEX, thanks."
"I'll never forget it. It was a cold & wintery day. Lucas had just stepped out of the shower, his chiselled, American physique wrapped in a taut towel. He slumped to his throne, which had been pulled out by two underlings (dressed as Stormtrooper). He looked me over, and stroked a contract on the table, saying "You want thiiiiiiiis", I replied that I would dearly like it. He then subjected me to the hardest test all actors in costume face - does the costume & shoes fit.
Happily, for me, the costume & shoes were a perfect fit. This is because my body was the right size for them. This was clearly down to my acting ability, and not coincidence as some of those mean Internet people have suggested.
George said as much, because when he saw me in the suit, and observed it fitted perfectly, he didn't even ask me to read any lines - he knew straight away how good I was. You can always tell when George is impressed - there is a complete lack of emotion or expression on his face, and he says everything in the same dull, monotone pitch.
Only when this happens do you know he has found a great actor, whom his vast Sith-like directing abilities can mould. NOT some lucky schmuck pulled in from an agency & paid basic to wear a suit that just happened to fit, OK? I'll take cheque, cash or AMEX, thanks."
curiousa2z
Be patient till the last.
CUT! THAT'S A WRAP.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
The little kid Boba from Clone was better. Well, maybe.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
But the joy he's brought to millions is worth a few kids getting fucked.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
ESPECIALLY then.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Be kind. His soul was trapped in the crab and he was just trying to get it back.