Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
...just like his predecessors. Nothing new there.
Donna arrives. She puts down her bag and hangs her jacket. She opens the door to JOSH’S
OFFICE. She finds Josh lying on the floor in front of his desk in disgustingly dirty
clothes, snoring.
DONNA
Josh.
Josh snores.
DONNA
Josh!
Josh, sputtering, wakes up and sits up, blinking. He is very obviously hung over, and
has a pair of lacy red panties around his neck.
JOSH
Hi.
DONNA
What are you doing?
JOSH
What?
DONNA
Did you spend the night here?
JOSH
No. Just since a couple of hours ago.
DONNA
The party went to morning?
JOSH
Yup.
DONNA
Why didn’t you go home?
JOSH
What?
DONNA
Why didn’t you go home after the party?
JOSH
I couldn’t find my keys, or remember where I lived. [pulls the panties off over his head]
DONNA
Josh.
JOSH
I think there might have been strippers there. [gets up]
DONNA
[yells] Oh my God!
Josh shushes her.
DONNA
What happened to your clothes?
JOSH
I may have wrinkled my suit.
DONNA
Josh!
JOSH
Donna. You... You really want to speak very softly.
DONNA
How did you get like this?
JOSH
People were pouring champagne over each other.
DONNA
And then wrestling in dirt?
JOSH
I can’t remember, but it’s certainly not out of the question.
DONNA
You have a meeting.
JOSH
Yeah, I know. I’m not, you know. Uh... what was the meeting again?
DONNA
Joey Lucas about O’Dwyer.
JOSH
Yes. [puts on his suit jacket.]
DONNA
Josh.
JOSH
I’m fine.
DONNA
You can’t wear those clothes. [holds her nose]
JOSH
I’m fine.
DONNA
Trust me.
JOSH
They’re the only clothes I got.
DONNA
I’ll find some other clothes.
JOSH
Fine. [sits in his chair as Donna starts to leave]
DONNA
Are you going to listen to me from now on?
JOSH
[under breath] I’m not even listening to you now.
DONNA
[shouts] I said, are you going to listen...
JOSH
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Donna leaves and Josh slumps forward onto his desk.
Donna arrives. She puts down her bag and hangs her jacket. She opens the door to JOSH’S
OFFICE. She finds Josh lying on the floor in front of his desk in disgustingly dirty
clothes, snoring.
DONNA
Josh.
Josh snores.
DONNA
Josh!
Josh, sputtering, wakes up and sits up, blinking. He is very obviously hung over, and
has a pair of lacy red panties around his neck.
JOSH
Hi.
DONNA
What are you doing?
JOSH
What?
DONNA
Did you spend the night here?
JOSH
No. Just since a couple of hours ago.
DONNA
The party went to morning?
JOSH
Yup.
DONNA
Why didn’t you go home?
JOSH
What?
DONNA
Why didn’t you go home after the party?
JOSH
I couldn’t find my keys, or remember where I lived. [pulls the panties off over his head]
DONNA
Josh.
JOSH
I think there might have been strippers there. [gets up]
DONNA
[yells] Oh my God!
Josh shushes her.
DONNA
What happened to your clothes?
JOSH
I may have wrinkled my suit.
DONNA
Josh!
JOSH
Donna. You... You really want to speak very softly.
DONNA
How did you get like this?
JOSH
People were pouring champagne over each other.
DONNA
And then wrestling in dirt?
JOSH
I can’t remember, but it’s certainly not out of the question.
DONNA
You have a meeting.
JOSH
Yeah, I know. I’m not, you know. Uh... what was the meeting again?
DONNA
Joey Lucas about O’Dwyer.
JOSH
Yes. [puts on his suit jacket.]
DONNA
Josh.
JOSH
I’m fine.
DONNA
You can’t wear those clothes. [holds her nose]
JOSH
I’m fine.
DONNA
Trust me.
JOSH
They’re the only clothes I got.
DONNA
I’ll find some other clothes.
JOSH
Fine. [sits in his chair as Donna starts to leave]
DONNA
Are you going to listen to me from now on?
JOSH
[under breath] I’m not even listening to you now.
DONNA
[shouts] I said, are you going to listen...
JOSH
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Donna leaves and Josh slumps forward onto his desk.