OMG Cock!

[I Love Cunt]

What are you doing here?! I thought I would never see you again!

 

[Gonad]

!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Cock failed me. He did not respond to said thread. I think Cock is an imposter Cock. Not the Real Cock.
I want the Original Cock back or my name is not I love Cunt!

 

[Conchaga]

So we will not be seeing a reunion of cock and cunt?

Oh well. Guess I'll have to fap to something else tonight.

Wait... nevermind. I forgot I had a girlfriend. Now, where did I put that woman?

 

[I Love Cunt]

Maybe she is hidden in the bottom drawer?

 

[Conchaga]

Next to BOB.