OMG, Eggs, it's horrible outside!

[Weevil]

It's a NIGHTMARE! Time to stock up on canned goods while we still can and turn to the emergency broadcasting channel. No, forget about mass transit - NYC is simply not prepared for snowfall of such biblical proportions.

Will Bloomberg declare a state of emergency? Will cunting garbagemen go on strike again? Will the Coast Guard get here in time? OMFGbbq.

(The city shuts down anytime it gets too hot or too cold. After all, it's not like it's had time to prepare or has experienced stuff like this before...)

In one form or another, something will go to shit.

 

[curiousa2z]

I love NY.

 

[Mirah]

We do the same thing but over less snow. Its embarresing really. Especially when I think of my relatives who grew up in Minnesota.

 

[Weevil]

It's the surface of an alien planet - the snow is falling too fast for it to turn to slush, and the unusually stronger-than-usual wind is spreading it like sand across a desert. Simply awesome weather (I like this). My only beef is that you can't see the curb anymore.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The cunting garbagemen were so pussied out by the threat of snow, they didn't bother to do the Saturday morning pickup on our street. The snow didn't even start until afternoon.

So now when the plows come, not only will cars be buried under snow, but smelly garbage will be festering under it as well. YEE-HAW!

 

[Seph]

nice, that will keep the rats going till new year

 

[Aquehonga]

Jar Jar Binks should simultaneously be mayor of NYC & governor of NYS

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Same thing happens in London every year. In the summer it's "omg so hot how will we deal with this unprecedented event?!", with people on the tube getting so hot they spontaneously combust, and old people turning to dust, then the winter comes and we're totally unprepared for snow. Fortunately, this year we seem to be fairing pretty well even though it's snowed the last few days. Okay, so the channel tunnel's shut down because of conden-fucking-sation, but who wants to go to Old Europe anyway?

 

[Donovan]

Where I am in NY we missed this last one by just a couple hundred miles and all our weathermen had simultaneous conniptions/ejaculations talking about it on-air. The funny part is no matter where a storm hits in this state, I get calls from my out of state relatives wondering if I'm dead or not. "OMG we saw the news!" Meanwhile the news shows all use the same shot of that one unlucky guy who got snow up to his chimney somewhere in the Tug Hill Plateau (rural woodsy section subject to monster lake effect, if you needed to know).

How'd you downstaters make out? We got nothing...

 

[Cassie]

It dropped down into the 50's last night, we were forced to build a fire to deal with the frigid temperatures, lol.

 

[Donovan]

Off topic: the previous post, spellcheck tried to turn "Downstaters" into "Down's taters." Don't know why that made me laugh my ass off, but it did. Retarded spuds for Troll Kingdom: no thanks, we got plenty!

 

[Donovan]

Florida's nice in winter, but that humidity kills once summer heats up. I went down in May, drove past the 'Glades and saw a fucking alligator sunning itself on the damn freeway.:wacko: That place is like dinosaur land down there with all the swamps and lizards and giant frigging bugs, yikes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SEND YOUR PHOTOS OF THIS AMAZING WEATHER PHENOMENON TO THE BBC SO THEY CAN DEDICATE TEN MINUTES OF THE NEWS TO THE FACT THAT, YES, IT IS SNOWING IN VARIOUS PARTS OF THE COUNTRY AND IT IS IN FACT WHITE

 

[Seph]

Even santas had enuff!

 

[Donovan]

I bet that's the Santa who went to Cassie's party lol

 

[Seph]

that was him at the pre party...

 

[Weevil]

Even santas had enuff!

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