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OMG! FUCKING ENTERTAIN ME ALREADY!

there's always pre-dinner time
 
Pre-dinner time? I thought that was feed-the-dogs-and-work-out time?
 
Foreplay! It's what's for dinner!
 
Bump.

The board is in a rut.

This thread is for fun and fun ONLY.
 
If you're not helping, you're hurting.
 
So what kind of fun would you like to have, Neil?
 
Hm.... Well, I miss Chat, for one thing.

I don't know, Chatty... My mind craves stimulus. Know you any interesting facts?
 
Great job Hambil
 
Not that it's interesting but since Thug Muffin couldn't troll me he obsessed over my av instead.

Me, I don't see anything to obsess over.

Back to you, Neil, know any good blonde jokes?
 
Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men.
A: Their heels.

***

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!
Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.
Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.
 
Hehe, that is a good one. I got a blonde story for you:

A cop was out patrolling in his car when he saw this car weaving around through traffic. Thinking the driver was drunk or on drugs he turned on his lights to pull the driver over. The car kept going so he pulled alongside and there was a blonde driving the car and she was knitting at the same time. He turned on his siren to get her attention, then rolled down his window. She rolled hers down and the cop yelled "Pull over!"

The blonde yelled back "No, scarf!"
 
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
 
Does she throw away all the ones with a "W" on them?
 
Chatty said:
Hehe, that is a good one. I got a blonde story for you:

A cop was out patrolling in his car when he saw this car weaving around through traffic. Thinking the driver was drunk or on drugs he turned on his lights to pull the driver over. The car kept going so he pulled alongside and there was a blonde driving the car and she was knitting at the same time. He turned on his siren to get her attention, then rolled down his window. She rolled hers down and the cop yelled "Pull over!"

The blonde yelled back "No, scarf!"
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:)
 
Chatty said:
Does she throw away all the ones with a "W" on them?
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Or with the funny-looking 3's on them.
 
Are we being entertained yet?
 
Getting better, yes!
 
Should we start dancing?
 
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