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OMG - I lost my mind

eloisel

eloisel

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and spent a small fortune on a computer and all the groovy stuff one needs when one buys a new computer. I pick it up tomorrow after they finish installing the new graphics card and other stuff I just had to have.

And, why did I buy this particular computer? Because I'm 12 years old mentally and have to have snazzy graphics and all that high powered stuff so I can play online games. I have lost my mind. What is worse? I'm not even sure what I bought - just faster, better, more power, etc. I hope that sales guy gets a commission because if he does, he can retire now even if he is only like 22 or something.
 
LOL - I am an awesome consumer. I've got 26 years in the private sector with Social Security and a pension, 8 years in the public sector with a civil service pension, a healthy 401k, stocks and bonds. Considering I'm not going to live to spend what I've saved and what is due me on retirement, it would make sense to live like a pauper only if I could take it with me. I can't. So, I'm taking vacations and spending money. I could have remodeled my bathroom instead. That I spent it on toys instead of something sensible - well, that is where I've lost my mind. God, that feels good.
 
eloisel said:
LOL - I am an awesome consumer. I've got 26 years in the private sector with Social Security and a pension, 8 years in the public sector with a civil service pension, a healthy 401k, stocks and bonds. Considering I'm not going to live to spend what I've saved and what is due me on retirement, it would make sense to live like a pauper only if I could take it with me. I can't. So, I'm taking vacations and spending money. I could have remodeled my bathroom instead. That I spent it on toys instead of something sensible - well, that is where I've lost my mind. God, that feels good.
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Hey, wait....

You are spending my inheritance... You Butt!!!
 
eloisel said:
LOL - I am an awesome consumer. I've got 26 years in the private sector with Social Security and a pension, 8 years in the public sector with a civil service pension, a healthy 401k, stocks and bonds. Considering I'm not going to live to spend what I've saved and what is due me on retirement, it would make sense to live like a pauper only if I could take it with me. I can't. So, I'm taking vacations and spending money. I could have remodeled my bathroom instead. That I spent it on toys instead of something sensible - well, that is where I've lost my mind. God, that feels good.
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WOW! What a BORING life you lead...
 
jack said:
LOL I bet tracing little circles, very slowly is better than any toy.
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Oh, I don't know about that. But, I'm certain live action male beats the hell out of both toys and masturbation.
 
eloisel said:
Oh, I don't know about that. But, I'm certain live action male beats the hell out of both toys and masturbation.
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yeah, but your toys are spooky..

A few pics of mom's favorite toy..

Charlie watching mom play UO.
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Charlie drinking tea and watching mom play UO
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Charlie Moved to the Couch to watch mom play UO
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Charlie yelling "stop looking up my shorts I am trying to change the channel"
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Charlie looking gay in the bathroom (wheres RWC?)
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Lickable.. Tast like rubber
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