OMG PORKINS WAS IN SUPERMAN IV!!!!

[Gagh]

FEAR TEH PORKINS

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0393853/

PORKINS TO RAPE TEH NEGRO?

WILL SIGN FOR $!!!!!

YES! CUSTOM FIGURES ARE TEH WIN!!o!+_(!+)(!

OMG IT'S AS GOOD AS THE FIRST ONE

 

[BlazerBoy]

BWAHAHAHA. Look at that chicken bucket!

 

[Mentalist]

The old KFC pic is a classic.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Christ, that guy's been in a shitload of stuff!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Porkins was the REAL hero of Star Wars for made-up reasons that I can't go into because I haven't made them up yet.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^NON-CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface.

 

[Gagh]

SURFACE OF MAH BELLY!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He's DEAD sexy (Porkins being DEAD and all).

 

[Gagh]

I think this thread actually killed Porkins.

 

[The Tomtrek]

He's not really dead.

Not as long as we remember him.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lost Tiree, Lost Hutch...they came from us behind!

No one remember Tiree or Hutch (except millions of nerds probably.)

Also did he actually say "us" in there.

 

[The Tomtrek]

No.

 

[CaptainWacky]

IT SOUNDS LIKE IT.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Blasted Biggs Wedge! Where are you?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I always thought Biggs was supposed to save him but didn't show up and Wedge had to step in, which made me think Biggs was a dick and I was happy when he died.

 

[Gagh]

Biggs Force Ghost is due to appear in an animated episode urinating on a a Battle of Yavin Memorial.

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOBOT WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO CARRY LANDO ABOUT ON A THRONE FOR THE ENTIRETY FOR RETURN OF THE JEDI.

 

[Gagh]

LUCASH ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR THE EWOKS TO FLY AND SHOOT FIRE FROM THEIR ASSES, BUT HE WAS TALKED OUT OF IT BY THE POPE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

GREEDO'S GUN WAS SUPPOSED TO SHOOT BULLETS AND HAN WOULD CATCH THE BULLET BETWEEN HIS TEETH THEN SPIT IT BACK AT GREEDO, KILLING HIM.