OMG SCHNITSKY!!!

[Gagh]

-- To update on former OVW diva Melissa Coates, who is dating Gene Snitsky, apparently she wasn’t fired from OVW as previously reported but rather left so she could pursue other opportunities aside from the manager/bodyguard roles she was getting in OVW.

The biggest shock is that some freakish lump banged up on steriods with serious back acne, out of control beyong all belief, HAS a woman, let alone whoever she is getting fired!

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.

 

[Gagh]

THE BACK ACNE OR HIS BITCH!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Nothing, ever.

 

[Gagh]

Damn. Snitsky to be in the next round of cuts?

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't care, as long as Stevie Richards keeps his job FOREVER.

 

[Gagh]

I wouldn't mind him getting on TV every now and then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Strangely enough, Meltzer reported that Stevie's returning (to Smackdown) after WrestleMania right after I posted that.

 

[Gagh]

I hope so.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WOUDLN'T LIE TO YOU AND NEITHER WOULD MELTZER BY PROXY.

 

[Gagh]

Meltzer is LIFE.