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OMG, the ONLY man i have ever REALLY LOVED has died!!

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I MISS U GARY:(

Although u died in 1961, 4 years before i was chucked from my mothers cunt...u r the ONLY dude who has ever really gotten my rocks off!!
 
Isn't anyone gonna console me??:(
 
No. Your rocks are off. Your burden is lifted. Go on and be free.
 
But i miss him, how can u be so unkind & so INhumane to my sufferin' loss!??
 
Well, sugar pop, he was dead long before you were born. Sex with a real, live person beats sex with a real, dead person any day. I'm just encouraging you to go out and have some fun.
 
But i luv him. He NEEDS to be with me now, i just KNOWS IT!! Even when u r dead u still need to get it off!! OMG, things that were 10 cents back when Gary was HOOOOT!!

ok, probably not gas!:(
 
Is that Captain Pike?
 
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