OMG! They killed my imaginary friend Kenny!

[johnford]

You bastards!

 

[DizzlePro17]

I did it, and I'll do it again

 

[johnford]

How?

 

[johnford]

Don't leave out the gory details either!

 

[DizzlePro17]

How?

I choked him to death

 

[johnford]

That wasn't so gory somehow I'm disappointed but just a little.

Wheres that hedge clipper of mine? I'll kill my imaginary friend myself since it keeps spawning back to life. Oh the blood the blood there will be.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I once killed my imaginary friend. It went down thusly:

20 story building, rite? We're on the roof. I tie a 120 foot rope to his feet. I tie a 100 foot length of razorwire to his neck and push him off.

At 100 feet his head popped off, and at 120 his body inverted and however many gallons of blood hit the street below.

The imaginary on-lookers were shocked, and then I had to shoot seven imaginary police officers getting away. I'm still in imaginary hiding, in fact.

 

[johnford]

Way to go!

I tied my childhood imaginary friend to the railroad tracks tortured him til a train came and watched the gory details as I gorged myself on imaginary popcorn.

 

[Loktar]

I raped my imaginary friend, had an imaginary child from it and then sold her and the imaginary child into imaginary slavery where she eventally died from imaginary herpes and the child grew up to be an imaginary rock legend.