OMG TISI DID YOU RAT OUT ZOOEY?

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THIS JUST IN: Zooey Deschanel was a Boston bombing suspect, according to Fox News' closed captioning:

Zooey Deschanel Was A Boston Bombing Suspect, According To Fox News (PHOTO)

Posted: 04/20/2013 1:05 pm EDT

Zooey Deschanel got quite the shock yesterday when she was mistakenly identified as one of the two suspects in the Boston Marathon bombings on Fox News.

According to Peter Ogburn, while the radio show producer and writer was watching the manhunt for a second suspect unfold on his local Fox station, the "New Girl" star's name was misidentified in the closed captioning as 19-year-old Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev.

"Marathon bombing, he is 19-year-old Zooey Deschanel," read the misleading (and completely incorrect) caption.

Tsarnaev was ultimately arrested Friday night after he was found hiding in a boat behind a home in Watertown, Mass.

"Oh come on, Fox," Ogburn wrote, sharing a pic of his TV screen on Twitter.

And Deschanel had something to say, as well, tweeting:

:scared:

 

[Love Child]

Omg

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why'd you do it, Tisi? Why'd you turn rat on Zooey Deschanel's ass!?

(Actually I hate Zooey don't I, SO GOOD ON YOU, TISI!)

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Who's that girl? Who's that girl? It's Tiss!

 

[curiousa2z]

*whispers*

New Girl is my secret vice. I can't explain it, but I find it very very funny.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

I know.

 

[headvoid]

Burn the witch!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This a bullshit case of mistaken identity. Katy Perry did it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I dunno. When shit like this goes down, I usually think Taylor Swift with writer's block.

 

[CaptainWacky]

*screaming goat*

 

[Cassie]

I've decided Zooey is hiding something behind those black tights she always wears. Probably metal legs filled with shrapnel!

 

[Love Child]

Okay I just watched an episode. (Elvis episode where some guys dad dies and they all go to Chicago)
It wasn't bad.
And where is Tisi?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She's here more on weekdays from her work computer, I believe. She'll probably see this early tomorrow morning.

 

[curiousa2z]

and won't she be surprised!

 

[Tisiphone]

I DID IT AND I'D DO IT AGAIN. THE BITCH DESERVED THE UNMASKING

 

[CaptainWacky]

TISI NEEDS MORE INTERNETS.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Good for you Tiss. But you know The Elvis episode is kind of like FaceBook. We're all, the four roomies. Suddenly a funeral, and we're all posting with someone's REAL facebook family. And Tisi's mom looks me up and down and says, " who are you, and why are you here? I don't think I invited you."

 

[Dr Dave]

Don't be a hater Tisiphone.