OMG Ziva David Just Put The Gibbs Slap On Tony DiNozzo!

[The Question]

OMG LOL SMACK!

 

[Tyrant]

My name is Otto Bismarck and I approve of this thread

 

[The Question]

Big 'D', little 'i', big 'N', little 'ozzo'!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MY NAME IS RAPEMAN.

 

[The Question]

*THWAP!*

 

[Blindgroping]

If I was ever a character on NCIS, I think I would be the TidyBowl Man.

 

[The Question]

You'd look like a younger version of Ducky if you got the hat.

 

[The Question]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG-RANGE BUMPITY GOD DAMN BUMP!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'D LIKE TO SOLVE THE PUZZLE PAT, YOU BOTOX'D BAG OF SKIN:

VISCOUNT CURZON DAX!

 

[Dr Dave]

Ziva is cute.

 

[The Question]

The correct "question" to any "answer" on Jeopardy is:

What is your mother, Alex?

 

[Tisiphone]

Below Me.

 

[Dr Dave]

Suck it Trebek!

 

[The Question]

What does Connery say when he wants to sit beside someone?