Love Child
One Love
I prayed to God about BJs tonight.
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Love Child
One Love
See,
It happened like this-
Occasionally I find myself on long drives.
Sometimes I will use those long drives to figure stuff out.
And yes, sometimes I might talk out loud.
No big deal, I just look like every other jack ass who is talking on their blue tooth.
Anyway
So I'm trying to figure something out and I'm just having a hard time, so I do what I used to do in my youth. I say, "OK God, I guess this one is yours" and I tell God about it.
So what. You have your god, I have mine. So
I begin talking, and I just talk away. And I kind of feel better, and I feel relieved, but then I just realize that I forgot to say "Amen" after I was done, and not only had I talked to "God" about my transitions in life concerns, but I had thrown in their my thoughts on a recent bj I had given to my lover. I never said AMEN. I TOLD GOD ABOUT MY BJ! It is not as if he doesn't know.
But then I chuckled because I really really did feel better.
I feel so fucking free now.
Yeah.
It happened like this-
Occasionally I find myself on long drives.
Sometimes I will use those long drives to figure stuff out.
And yes, sometimes I might talk out loud.
No big deal, I just look like every other jack ass who is talking on their blue tooth.
Anyway
So I'm trying to figure something out and I'm just having a hard time, so I do what I used to do in my youth. I say, "OK God, I guess this one is yours" and I tell God about it.
So what. You have your god, I have mine. So
I begin talking, and I just talk away. And I kind of feel better, and I feel relieved, but then I just realize that I forgot to say "Amen" after I was done, and not only had I talked to "God" about my transitions in life concerns, but I had thrown in their my thoughts on a recent bj I had given to my lover. I never said AMEN. I TOLD GOD ABOUT MY BJ! It is not as if he doesn't know.
But then I chuckled because I really really did feel better.
I feel so fucking free now.
Yeah.
Love Child
One Love
Then I came home and burned some sage.
Yeah, God cares about bjs.
Yeah, God cares about bjs.
The Tomtrek
Love Wookiee
Did he answer you?
Love Child
One Love
I felt better, does that count?
And
Hi Tomtrek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And
Hi Tomtrek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filthy Whore
Mad Arse Face
I've thanked god after some particularly good (self induced) orgasms. Because it really can't be said enough, orgasms are a miracle.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Every post I make in the Mine Field is addressed to God.
Loktar
Internet God
The Mine Field apparently.
I'm going to to talk to God about getting heat in my house for a good wank.
Love Child
One Love
Do you think God created the bj?
and p.s. Y'all rock.
and p.s. Y'all rock.
Loktar
Internet God
Right after He created rock n' roll.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
You don't have heat in your house?
Loktar
Internet God
Not yet.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
And winter is coming.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
LIKE SANDS THROUGH A WHOREGLASS.