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OMG

See,
It happened like this-
Occasionally I find myself on long drives.
Sometimes I will use those long drives to figure stuff out.
And yes, sometimes I might talk out loud.
No big deal, I just look like every other jack ass who is talking on their blue tooth.
Anyway
So I'm trying to figure something out and I'm just having a hard time, so I do what I used to do in my youth. I say, "OK God, I guess this one is yours" and I tell God about it.
So what. You have your god, I have mine. So
I begin talking, and I just talk away. And I kind of feel better, and I feel relieved, but then I just realize that I forgot to say "Amen" after I was done, and not only had I talked to "God" about my transitions in life concerns, but I had thrown in their my thoughts on a recent bj I had given to my lover. I never said AMEN. I TOLD GOD ABOUT MY BJ! It is not as if he doesn't know.
But then I chuckled because I really really did feel better.
I feel so fucking free now.
Yeah.
 
I felt better, does that count?

And


Hi Tomtrek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I've thanked god after some particularly good (self induced) orgasms. Because it really can't be said enough, orgasms are a miracle.
 
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