On a more serious note...

[Henoch]

Why the fuck am i still living at 40 fuckin' years old? I always assumed i'd be dead by now.

It's really inconvenient that i have to be bothered with taking yet another breath just to sustain this life that i never really wanted to begin with. Nobody asked me if i wanted to be born. Why don't people consult you prior to giving birth?

It's a bit like rape, i never said YES, if asked i woulda said FUCK NO, but yet here i fuckin' am!

I'm just a victim of my parents desire to FUCK!issed:

 

[Henoch]

Yes, what a wonderful fuckin' world we DO live in!

 

[CaptainWacky]

DOPE SAUCE!

 

[Black Feathers]

That never actually caught on. Silly Jesus, who gives a fuck what you do.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You just need to find the right man who will love you and take long walks and then you can buy a house together and decorate it tastefully, and of course he'll have to be willing to submit to your secret torture chamber in the basement...

Have you looked into escorts? Perhaps there's a discount for long-term rental.

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAYBE EGGS AND HENOCH ARE RIGHT...FOR EACH OTHER¬!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I would be, but I'm not a submissive. And torture turns me off.

 

[Gagh]

Uh....NICO!