One of my Affiliate Networks sent me this today

[Mentalist]

I get tons of E-mail alerts about new offers all the time but this one from Convert2Media was just plain funny.

C2M - Monster New Colon Offer - High Payout‏
From: <img id="P___1389177244" webimdisplaystyle="inline" style="display: none;"> [email protected] Sent: Thursday, March 12, 2009 1027 PM To: [email protected]
Good Day C2M,

ColoFlush has hit the network today with
a high payout. It can get even better with 50 leads
a day or more. If you have colon traffic then contact
me to get on it asap.

AIM: convert2ruck
email: ******.com
Office - *******
Office Cell - ********
Personal Cell - *********

I'm heading out of the office early this evening
so if you are interested in running this offer then
hop on it or give me a call.

Best,
Ruck
C2M

 

[Cassie]

My colon has lots of traffic!

 

[Ishcabittle]

that's not really about colons, is it?

 

[Ishcabittle]

like, down south, colons?

 

[whisky]

Attack of the colons?

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