Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
So, LG and I decided to stick around in the city after I was done work on Friday, in order to wait out the horrendous Friday traffic. We had a great meal at Johnnie's Pizza (closest thing to East Coast pizza I've had since my last trip back) then drove over to the Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf on Santa Monica Blvd.
The place was fairly deserted except for a girl working on a laptop, and another chick dressed in "homeless chic". She had tight-ass jeans on, with a sweater-top, jacket, and cowboy boots. She also had a Hello Kitty band-aid on her right cheek.
So the girl is sitting there fidgeting, constantly messing with stuff in her backpack, when in walks this British guy in the standard L.A. "I'm rich but I dress like I don't give a shit uniform". Jeans, black t-shirt, canvas tennis shoes, sunglasses, hasn't shaved, bit of a pot belly. Dresses about 20 years to young for his actual age.
The girl sees him come in, and she's like, "Do you have a cigarette?". He acts like he doesn't register her, and then looks over casually and says, "You're pretty, what you need a cigarette for?" She then proceeds to tell him how bad her day has been, etc. He seems bored, but after he orders, he SWOOPS down onto a chair at her table.
Basically, he just invites this strange-looking girl to go hang out with him at his friend's place in Bel Air. She's like "OHMYGAWD, you don't know Dude, I JUST came from Bel Air and I've had the shittiest day."
British dude's drinks come, and he basically nods his head and says, "Come on, luv. Off you go with me". And she packs up her shit and follows him out.
Me and LG were betting that 15 minutes after she got to the dude's house, he was snorting blow off her tits...and 20 minutes later she had a cock in her mouth and one in her snatch.
Only in L.A.
The place was fairly deserted except for a girl working on a laptop, and another chick dressed in "homeless chic". She had tight-ass jeans on, with a sweater-top, jacket, and cowboy boots. She also had a Hello Kitty band-aid on her right cheek.
So the girl is sitting there fidgeting, constantly messing with stuff in her backpack, when in walks this British guy in the standard L.A. "I'm rich but I dress like I don't give a shit uniform". Jeans, black t-shirt, canvas tennis shoes, sunglasses, hasn't shaved, bit of a pot belly. Dresses about 20 years to young for his actual age.
The girl sees him come in, and she's like, "Do you have a cigarette?". He acts like he doesn't register her, and then looks over casually and says, "You're pretty, what you need a cigarette for?" She then proceeds to tell him how bad her day has been, etc. He seems bored, but after he orders, he SWOOPS down onto a chair at her table.
Basically, he just invites this strange-looking girl to go hang out with him at his friend's place in Bel Air. She's like "OHMYGAWD, you don't know Dude, I JUST came from Bel Air and I've had the shittiest day."
British dude's drinks come, and he basically nods his head and says, "Come on, luv. Off you go with me". And she packs up her shit and follows him out.
Me and LG were betting that 15 minutes after she got to the dude's house, he was snorting blow off her tits...and 20 minutes later she had a cock in her mouth and one in her snatch.
Only in L.A.
