Dear Mr. BLACKFOOT,
Your recent claims that you are indeed an African American have cut our organization and our people to the very heart. That a man so obviously Caucasian in appearance, thought, expression, and haircut would so flagrantly pass himself/herself off as a person of color is insulting and disturbing in the extreme.
We of the NAACP are extremely upset by your recent statements, especially those on various message boards on the Internet. Granted, most of these boards you visit, especially "The Troll Kingdom," are people by largely sociopathic and virtually insignificant individuals. However, we do not appreciate your misrepresentation of our race or our culture.
We hereby demand that you cease any and all claims and actions which suggest or support the notion that you are indeed a heterosexual black male. Further action on your part will result in significant action from our agency.
Thank you, John C. Thomas, Director of Public Affairs, The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People
