OPEN LETTER TO TEH OPRAH WINFREE SHOW..';#

[Gagh]

DEAR OPRAH


I LIKE YOUR SHOW VERY MUCH BUT I AM NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND SEVERAL THINGS. YOU ASK PEOPLE LOTS OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR LIFE WHETHER THAY ARE FAMOUS OR NOT, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. WHY DID YOU LEAVE BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER IN SEASON TWO JUST AS YOUR CHARACTER, KENDRA WAS GETTING INTERESTING? THIS UPSET ME VERY MUCH BUT IT WAS THE BEST ROLE I SAW YOU IN SINCE LANDO IN STAR WARS, OR POSSIBLY SHAFT IN THE ORIGINAL MOVIE. YOU HAVE DONE MUCH FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE OTHER SKIN BUT I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CHOOSE TO LEAVE THAT SHOT WITH YOUR NECK CUT LIKE THAT. I MAYBE AM THINKING THAT YOU CHAT SHOW IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF ACTING? MAYBE THINGS AR LOOKING UP THO, BECAUSE I JUST VAUGHT YOU IN BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2 AND YOU PLAYED THE PART AS WELL AS IN THE FIRST MOVIE (I LIKE THE BIT FROM THE FIRST MOVE WHEN YOU CRAPPING THE PRUNES INTO THE TOILET WHILE THE OTHER YOU WATCHES FROM BEHIND THE SHOWER CURTAIN).

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHY YOU WALK OUT ON BUFFY LIKE THAT - I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED. YOU WERE JUST AS GOOD AS YOUR CHARACTERS GEORDI AND GEYENAN IN STAR TREK?


YOURS LAVON AGE 37.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I THINK IT WAS BECASUE SHE LOST HER FAVOURITE SHIRT ("ME ONLY SHIRT!") AND ALSO BECASUE SHE HAD TO PLAY RED IN THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION THAT DAY.

 

[Gagh]

SHE WAS GOOD AS THAT CHARACTER BUT BRILLIANT WENT DOING QUADRUPLE (YES FOUR ROLES) IN THAT POLICE ACADEMY MOVIE AS THE REALLY FAT ONE THAT MADE THE CAR'S WHEELS SQUASH, THE ONE WITH THE LOUD VOICE, THE ONE WITH ALL THE FUNNY SOUNDS AND THE REALLY TALL STRONG ONE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I LIKED HER BEST AS CHEF I SOUTH PARK "HELLO CHILDREN...I'M CHEF" SHE'D SAY THEN SING IN HER DEEP VOICE, THE SAME VOICE SHE PROVIDED AS DARTH VADER.

 

[Gagh]

I GUESS THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME

 

[CaptainWacky]

What, women?

 

[Gagh]

Spose.