Open letter to The Network

[Dr Dave]

Dear Network,

I am a fan of the show Cat Cleaners. It is one of my FAVOURITE shows IN THE MULTIVERSE! I have heard some terrible rumours. One of which is that Uncle Mac will now be played by a moth!

Sirs, I dislike moths and would not want to watch a program in which a moth is a central character. If you make this change to Uncle Mac, I will be forced with much sadness to stop watching Cat Cleaners! Also, I will personal make sure you get made fun of in an episode of The Cassie and Tisiphone Detective Team Adventures.

Thank you,

Dr Dave

 

[headvoid]

They have to listen now. I like the overall friendly tone then the blatant threat at the end.

 

[Cassie]

If the NETWORK doesn't comply with your demands, let's send them kitty litter. USED KITTY LITTER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They've done studies in "key demos" showing that moths are "totes" in right now.

 

[Dr Dave]

They have to listen now. I like the overall friendly tone then the blatant threat at the end.

It's the way you have to deal with those bastardfucks.

If the NETWORK doesn't comply with your demands, let's send them kitty litter. USED KITTY LITTER.

Top level idea Cassie!

 

[CaptainWacky]

"The Champ to take up robot boxing?" a network query.