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Orange Juice Question

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
I love orange juice. I started drinking it when I needed more potasium and found at bananas make me hurl. 9 times out of 10 it tastes the same, but 1 time out of 10 it tastes 'funny' - like not as sweet. What gives?
 
Ultros said:
It depends on the orange. Some are sweeter than others. It's nothing serious.

Exactly. Some are really very sharp while others are very sweet. Depends on how ripe they are.
 
Did you brush your teeth before drinking? Sometimes that makes for an unpleasant orange juice experience.
 
Your funny tasting orange juice was made with inferior, pithy, dry oranges. Or, that batch of orange juice had "turned". Count yourself lucky that you didn't get sick.
 
Enkephalen said:
Your funny tasting orange juice was made with inferior, pithy, dry oranges. Or, that batch of orange juice had "turned". Count yourself lucky that you didn't get sick.
I could have died!!

Actually, I'm always expecting to die, and I'm constantly surprised that I'm still alive.
 
Whew! You are so right! Death comes unexpectedly!! You could try living in one of those sterile bubbles. Are you going to give up orange juice now that you had such a close brush with death?
 
We humans are far too fragile to have invented all the cool shit we have.

I mean, think about this: We routinely blast off into space, yet a 20-foot fall from a ladder will kill us 9 times outta 10. That shit is just WRONG.
 
Yeah. I mean, there's no way in heaven hell or Stovo'kor that the Niners really could have beaten those Vulcans at baseball, even tho humans invented the game...
 
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