Orlando Bloom is dead to me

[Tisiphone]

He's rumored to be dating that hair-lipped bitch Penelope Cruz. Shame on you, Orlando! S H A M E!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Eww, he's stirring Tom Cruise's vanilla! :vomitsmileyhere:

 

[Tisiphone]

Sheesh...he goes from Kate Bosworth, who is so skinny she's nearly invisible, to Cruise leftovers. Not the best taste in women, apparently.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I heard he's dating John Rhys-Davies

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Or was it Mandy Rice-Davies?

 

[CaptainWacky]

no

 

[headvoid]

This thread is as camp as David

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oooh, mince!