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Orlando Bloom

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Crap? Or crap? I say crap. Really. Craaaaaap.

But not as crap as Russell Crowe.
 
Russell Crowe was good in Gladiator.

Orlando is shit in everything except that episode of Extras he was in.
 
He's a sexy ELF.
 
The portrayol of Legolas was actually quite INSULTING to hardcore Tolkienphiles. Probably.
 
He was still sexy :rwmad:
 
Crowe was TEH SHIT as captain Aubrey but he wasn't fat enough and never got to fuck all those women like that island queen or the black one from when he was fifteen who bore a son who grew up bigger tehn him and became a priest and showed up on teh Surprise one day and said Surprise!
 
...yeah!
 
Women always obsess over him and Johnny Depp.
 
And CAPTAIN KIRK
 
AND MY AXE.
 
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