Oscars

[Dual]

So I was in Hollywood during the Oscars two nights ago. Really high from vaporising after not smoking for a week.

Hollywood blvd was such a police state! The roads were barricaded off, tons of police were everywhere, that yellow line was up. They wouldn't even let me use the crosswalk.

 

[Ilyanna]

Maybe you shouldn't have worn the gas mask?

 

[Dual]

Well, it's always possible. Then again, maybe I shouldn't have been carrying the giant scythe, either...