Other things that are makin' me SICK...

[Henoch]

1. living
2. breathing
3. beating hearts
4. celibacy
5. alcohol free beverages
6. Michael Jackson's father
7. Jesus
8. Tooth Fairy
9. Easter Bunny
10. and last but not least...Santa Claus

^^^All in that order.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

But Santa comes down the chimney (back of your throat) and gives you presents (AIDS)!

 

[FBI parte due]

You're really into the cock jokes tonight, arentcha?

THAT'S IT, ON MY IGNORE LIST YOU GO.

 

[Tisiphone]

Hehehe...he said cock...hehehe...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

BUT JESUS SAID SUFFER THE LITTLE COCKJOKES AND GET ME A BEER!!!

 

[Tisiphone]

Sheesh...no need to yell. Here's your damned beer.

 

[FBI parte due]

Jesus hates you now.

HE SAID SO OVER MSN.

 

[Tisiphone]

"Got Jesus?"

 

[Loktar]

"Got Jesus?"

Yeah and he seems a little cross.

Its a thorny subject.

 

[Tisiphone]

I think he's spear-heading a campaign against those who oppose him.

 

[Cassie]

LOLOLOL.. you guys are going to hell!

 

[Loktar]

I think he's spear-heading a campaign against those who oppose him.

He's gonna crucifix their wagons?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

CALGARY! TAKE ME AWAY!

Man you guys are pontius tonight. I'm off to do some pilates.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ironically enough, the only thing I hate is hate.

 

[Tisiphone]

*shakes head*

 

[Loktar]

Have fun Roman around!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I HATE FEAR BECAUSE FEAR CAUSES HATE.

I LOVE LOVE BECAUSE MY SPRINGY PENIS TELLS ME TO.

 

[Tisiphone]

You have a springy penis? Is that like a slinky?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ITS SLINKY ITS SLINKY
ITS FUN ITS A WONDERFUL TOY!!!
ITS SLINKY ITS SLINKY
YEAH TAKE IT ALL BITCH *smack*

:fib:

 

[Tisiphone]

Oooh...I love it when you rhyme like that.