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OUR BIG BROTHER LINE UP

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Chris Waddle
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Chris is a former international football player, and a loveable Geordie! He enjoys nothing more than swapping hair-styling tips with the girls & pole-vaulting. In his spare time, Chris partakes in Ultimate Fighting bouts with obese elderly gentlemen.


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Billy Kidman
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Billy is a former professional wrestler, current professional PRANKSTER! He travels the world telling people he can execute a perfect shooting star press from any height, then amusingly lands right on his head nearly breakaing his neck to fits of jolly laughter!

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Roy Walker
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Roy is an irish comedian, although oddly most of his jokes arent actually funny.

He gets on with most people appart from protestants.


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Joel McHale and Lou
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McHale hosts The Soup, a satirical weekly television show on the E! television network. Throughout the show, he takes the audience through the oddities and ridiculous happenings of the week in television. The show has become a cult hit due to his stinging criticism of the dumbing down of American entertainment as well as for his comedic talent and off-kilter subject material.
 
Ryan Moloney
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Otherwise known as Toady the merry fat man in Australian soap Neighbours. Ryan is much like his character, preferring to forgo trousers whenever possible. He says his extreme homophobic and racist views have helped prevent Neighbours from becoming full of ****s and ***s. He concedes that the show has become more relaxed of late in this regard and as such has dropped gravely in quality. His party trick is inhaling anchovies.

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Jamie Lynn Spears

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The peppy younger sister of superstar Britney Spears is ready to show the world that she is finally hotter than her famous sibling. She promises to bring absolutely no underwear to the house and says that she just wants to "keep it real" and sees the experience as an opportunity to go on a "personal journey."


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Rosie Cotton
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Hobbit of the Shire, loves drinking and then throwing empty glasses at men she is attracted to. Lactose intolerant.
 
Pacman
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Pacman had a promising career in the 1980's, before he blew it all with his addiction to prescription painkillers.

Unsucsesfully tried to sue the makers of the 6th sence, claiming he had seen dead people a full decade earlier.
 
Al Calavicci & Ziggy the Handset
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Military veteran and sex-crazed Quantum Leap program specialist Rear Admiral Albert Calavicci breaks the ice at parties. Filming girlies from the 'around the corner' setting on his crazy handset, Ziggy, is also known to more than break the ice!
 
The lego twins
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A set of identical twins, red and yellow say they will bring a sense of fun to the house, they say you cant have a house without bricks.

Dislike people who accuse them of being plastic.

Although people try to tear them apart they usually stick together.
 
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