CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Actress Anna Paquin today announced plans to let CaptainWacky titty-fuck her after worrying that he's getting too gay.
"I mean, wanking over dead wrestlers? What the fuck is that shit!?" she said, to Natalie Portman in the LADY'S ROOM.
"Maybe we should make out and send him the pics?" offered Natalie.
"He'd probably say 'not enough cocks LOL RAPE THE QUEEN MUM' the bastard," said Anna.
"I think you're just insecure, personally," said Rupert the Bear. "What do you care if some internet nerd is wanking over you?" He then began stroking his bear cock.
"Get out of here you pervert!" said Natalie, in hebrew, translated by the universal translator as is everything she says BY THE WAY.
"Oh so it's fine for old CaptainWanky and The Question PMing you pics of his big toe, but it's another story for me just because I'm a wild animal, eh?" asked Rupert, cleaing up the mess with his scarf.
"YES," said both Anna and Natalie. At this point, Lenny Henry appeared as if from nowhere.
"AWUGHA AWUGHA I AM FROM JAMAICA MON, GLASGOW IS FULL OF DRUNK!" he said.
Gagh was unavialable for MAKING THIS FUNNY.
"I mean, wanking over dead wrestlers? What the fuck is that shit!?" she said, to Natalie Portman in the LADY'S ROOM.
"Maybe we should make out and send him the pics?" offered Natalie.
"He'd probably say 'not enough cocks LOL RAPE THE QUEEN MUM' the bastard," said Anna.
"I think you're just insecure, personally," said Rupert the Bear. "What do you care if some internet nerd is wanking over you?" He then began stroking his bear cock.
"Get out of here you pervert!" said Natalie, in hebrew, translated by the universal translator as is everything she says BY THE WAY.
"Oh so it's fine for old CaptainWanky and The Question PMing you pics of his big toe, but it's another story for me just because I'm a wild animal, eh?" asked Rupert, cleaing up the mess with his scarf.
"YES," said both Anna and Natalie. At this point, Lenny Henry appeared as if from nowhere.
"AWUGHA AWUGHA I AM FROM JAMAICA MON, GLASGOW IS FULL OF DRUNK!" he said.
Gagh was unavialable for MAKING THIS FUNNY.
