Paris loses everything! HAW!

[The Dork Lord]

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton's potential inheritance dramatically diminished after her grandfather Barron Hilton announced plans on Wednesday to donate 97 percent of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity.

Skank deserves it.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Which just means she'll make millions from starring in a 'Paris Loses Everything' reality show.

 

[MORBO]

YOU ARE FAILING TO REALIZE THAT PARIS ALREADY HAS HER OWN MONEY, HER OWN DEALS, HER OWN BUSINESSES, ETC. ALL THIS MEANS IS THAT SHE WILL RECEIVE VERY LITTLE FROM GRAMPS.

STILL, THAT'S QUITE THE IMPRESSIVE COMMITMENT FROM BARRON. MORBO REMEMBERS WHEN BARRON'S FATHER, CONRAD, WAS MERELY A SHOE-SHINE BOY IN PODUNK, TX...

 

[The Dork Lord]

Thank you Wacky and Morbo, for pissing all over my parade

 

[MORBO]

IT COULD BE WORSE. YOU COULD HAVE HER JACKED UP FACE.

 

[Dershocka]

It could be better. You could have JACKED on her face.

 

[eloisel]

Poor baby.