Like Canada-land. That's exotic enough if you've never been.
Stop making this hard for yourself!
Well, hop to it!
Sure. First I need to get my life in order though.
1. Job
2. Apartment
3. Get Debt and Spending under control
4. Girlfriend?
5. PROFIT!
Get up off your ass needs to come in at #1, dude, or none of the other stuff will happen. baby steps.
Actually that's not a terrible step. Once you're in the system there's all kinds of programs designed to helplazy bastardERRRR disadvantaged persons get back on their feet. Take advantage of it, dude. It works.
Can you believe what some people will pay for?