CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Already hate her and her VT isn't over yet.
Paula Hamilton's as mad as a box of frogs
29 May 2011 00:01
Showbiz foes turn on nutty model
Celebrity Five Go To... Celebrity Five Go To...
When her exasperated showbiz foes rounded on her because she’s mad as a box of frogs, potty Paula Mentalist is a god!Hamilton stormed: “I’m just one big funny joke!”
Not so sure about the funny bit.
“I’m known as a TV presenter,” she said. No you’re not.
Celebrity Five Go To... hell and back thanks to the crazy ranting of a superMentalist is a god!annuated model who travels everywhere with a kettle she calls George.
“Being dyslexic dyspeptic autistic,” she garbled. “I have to have so much fatty acids and lots of water... to stop me from being a complete and utter loopy girl.”
Sadly, her amazing sanity diet doesn’t seem to work very well.
Sympathy for Christopher Biggins, Apprentice dork Stuart Baggs and the gang as self-obsessed Paula’s non-stop me-me-me monologue ruined their free trip to Cape Town.
But decent daytime fare from Channel 4... proving no one ever gets along on holiday. Real rows, genuine tantrums, terrific telly.
Back to old Ma Hamilton: “Some of you may remember some awful escapades in the newspapers about my drinking.”
And many of you may not.
Slight plot hole with the story of holding two knives with outstretched arms and somehow looking both men in the eyes.