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Elder Statesman
1....Life is sexually transmitted.
2....Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
3....Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
4....Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
5....Some people are like a Slinky….not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
6....Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
7....All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
8....Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
9....In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10....Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
11....When a man says "no", it means "no". When a woman says "no" it's usually "Yes, but I want you to try harder first."
12.....TANSTAAFL.
2....Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
3....Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
4....Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
5....Some people are like a Slinky….not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
6....Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
7....All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
8....Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30?
9....In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
10....Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
11....When a man says "no", it means "no". When a woman says "no" it's usually "Yes, but I want you to try harder first."
12.....TANSTAAFL.
