Penguin Prostitution!

[CaptainWacky]

In some penguin species, the females, even when in a committed relationship, will exchange sexual favours with strange males for the pebbles they need to build their nests.[45]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour#Prostitution

Read that whole page, in fact, it's a fucking goldmine.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You've got me reading about chimps watching porn when I'm meant to be asleep!!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

This liger looks like Judi Dench

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ligertrainer.jpg

"Get a hold of Bond, I want to talk to him now!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Penis fencing is a mating behaviour engaged in by certain species of flatworm, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus. Species which engage in the practice are hermaphroditic, possessing both eggs and sperm-producing testes.[63]

Child-bearing, while necessary for the continuation of a species, requires considerable resources from the mother. Thus, from a biological point of view, it is preferable to be the father rather than the mother.

The species "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser".

YESSSSSSSSS!

 

[FBI parte due]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8Rcue_ZHPY

I am so hard right now.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I know who's going on top of my next top ten!

 

[Mentalist]

I read the entire article. I feel like I've learned a few things. Yet I have no idea how I will ever apply this knowledge in my life.

 

[Mentalist]

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, Jimmy?

Jimmy: A fireman!

Teacher: And what do you want to be when you grow up, Kenny?

Kenny: An astronaut!

Teacher: And what do you want to be when you grow up, Leslie?

Leslie: A flat worm penis fencing cameraman!

Teacher: Uh.. can someone go and get the school councilor please?

 

[CaptainWacky]

There have been occasional reports and rumors of humanzees throughout history. St. Peter Damian, in his 11th century De bono religiosi status et variorum animantium tropologia, tells of a Count Gulielmus whose pet ape became his wife's lover. One day the ape became "mad with jealousy" on seeing the count lying with his wife and it fatally attacked him. Damian claims he was told about this incident by Pope Alexander II and shown a creature named "Maimo", which was supposed to be the offspring of the countess and the ape. It has been mentioned that Maimo was most likely a human child with an intellectual disability.

During World War II, infamous Nazi doctor Josef Mengele would sometimes torment uncooperative female Jewish prisoners in the Auschwitz concentration camp by showing them photos of chimpanzees and telling them he had impregnated them with the sperm from those chimps. This was only a form of psychological torture and he never actually conducted experiments of the sort, as they served no purpose in his eugenics research.[7]

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[Mentalist]

That Mengele was such a japer!